Cockroaches
Petty thieves swipe a van and discover Belgium's kidnapped queen in the cargo area, turning a simple crime into a spiraling mess.
Where to watch online
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About the film
What it’s about
Three porch pirates steal a van and discover the kidnapped Queen of Belgium inside. Their petty larceny escalates into a chaotic situation, with mutual regret possibly mistaken for something deeper.
What hooks you
David Ury and Clive Ashborn play Edward and Toby, two of the crooks caught in this escalating disaster. The catalogue lists the slogan “Violence solves all problems,” hinting at the film's darkly comic tone.
Who it’s for
It suits viewers who enjoy crime stories where inept criminals make things worse, and who appreciate dark humor built on escalating misfortune.
Ratings
MOVIE․ONE · No votes yetCreative team
All 16-
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David Ury
Edward
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02
Clive Ashborn
Toby
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03
Richard Short
Johnny Slim
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04
Anna Sophia Berglund
Alice
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05
Christopher Murray
Police Officer at Hotel Suite
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06
Joseph Buttler
Charles
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07
Patrick Gorman
Pilot
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08
Darin Cooper
Sheriff Carver
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09
Maria Olsen
Susan
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10
Robert Pike Daniel
Francis
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11
Jim Tavaré
Union-Jack
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12
Stephen A.F. Day
Greedy Pete
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13
Jerry Lacy
Horatio
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14
Fred Mancuso
Finbar Skippins
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15
Marie Del Marco
Helga Skippins
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Cockroaches (2026)