Dustin Vaught was born on April 13, 1989 in Brunswick, Georgia. Dustin grew up in the swamps of southern Georgia. His first pet was an alligator named Ralph, on which he rode to school every morning. Raised on a strict diet of Chevy Chase, Bill Murray, and Charles Grodin, Dustin quickly developed the most deadpan delivery, which helped him save Ralph from the clutches of an evil pirate.

Realizing his abilities, Dustin left the swamp to fulfill his dream — to always keep a straight face, no matter what happens.