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Season 3

22 episodes 2001 8 h 26 min 1080p

Family Guy — Season 3

About this season

In this hilarious third season, the Griffin family faces all-new dilemmas, including Brian's unintentional foray into directing porn, Stewie's rants on national TV, Meg's date with a nudist and Lois' Yuletide insanity. Meanwhile, Peter is surprised to discover Lois was once a groupie, and his son, Chris, is more "endowed" than he is.

Season premiere: July 11, 2001
Episodes in the season: 22
Whole season: 8 h 26 min

July 11, 2001 Season fully aired December 10, 2004

Episodes

22 episodes · 8 h 26 min

11 Jul 2001 E01
The Thin White Line (1)
23 min
Brian's keen sense of smell gets him a job with the police department.
18 Jul 2001 E02
Brian Does Hollywood (2)
23 min
Brian's first job in Hollywood is directing a pornographic film.
25 Jul 2001 E03
Mr. Griffin Goes to Washington
23 min
The tobacco industry sends Peter to Washington to present a speech about smoking.
1 Aug 2001 E04
One If by Clam, Two If by Sea
23 min
When a hurricane strikes Quohog, everything is destroyed including The Drunken Clam, which is bought out by a Brit who turns it into an English pub. As it happens, pub owner Nigel Pinchley and his family move in next door to the Griffins, and Stewie tries to teach Nigel's Cockney-accented 3-year-old daughter how to speak proper English.
8 Aug 2001 E05
And the Wiener Is...
23 min
Peter joins a gun club to compensate for his lack of physical assets; Meg becomes the target of the "cool" gang's wrath.
15 Aug 2001 E06
Death Lives
23 min
After a near-death experience on his anniversary, Peter learns the importance of spending time with Lois.
22 Aug 2001 E07
Lethal Weapons
23 min
New Yorkers invade the town in the fall; Lois hones her martial-arts skills.
29 Aug 2001 E08
The Kiss Seen Around the World
23 min
Meg lands an internship working with the school nerd at a television station.
5 Sep 2001 E09
Mr. Saturday Knight
23 min
Peter decides to pursue his dream career as a knight.
19 Sep 2001 E10
Fish Out of Water
23 min
When Peter decides to become a fisherman, he takes out a large loan to buy a fishing boat and unwittingly gives up everything he owns as collateral.
8 Oct 2001 E11
Emission Impossible
23 min
Lois' pregnant sister inspires her and Peter to have another baby.
15 Nov 2001 E12
To Love and Die in Dixie
23 min
The Griffins are put into the witness protection program.
29 Nov 2001 E13
Screwed the Pooch
23 min
Peter and Lois go to the Pewterschmidts for the weekend, bringing Brian along. Brian, meanwhile, has some "issues" of his own to work out. Find out if Brian's future is to make puppies or become "less" than he is.
6 Dec 2001 E14
Peter Griffin: Husband, Father... Brother?
23 min
While trying to teach Chris about his Irish roots, Peter stumbles upon Nate Griffin, a black man in his family tree. Peter tries to embrace his new-found heritage, but can't quite get the hang of it. When Lois' father, Carter Pewtershmidt, sits the Griffin kids down for a look at his family genealogy, a dark secret is uncovered.
20 Dec 2001 E15
Ready, Willing, and Disabled
23 min
Joe gets discouraged, losing his self-confidence, after he loses a thief in a chase. Peter wants to help Joe get back to his old self so he volunteers to help train him for the decathlon at the Olympics for handicapped athletes. Peter puts steroids into Joe's drink, pushing Joe on to victory. Meanwhile, Stewie, Meg, and Chris fight over $26.
21 Dec 2001 E16
A Very Special Family Guy Freakin' Christmas
23 min
Christmas comes to Quahog! While Lois attempt to make the holidays perfect for the Griffin family, Peter messes it up. Meanwhile, Stewie learns of Santa Claus' ability to keep 24-hour surveillance on all the world's children.
17 Jan 2002 E17
Brian Wallows and Peter's Swallows
23 min
Brian is sentenced to care for a crabby old woman; Peter's beard becomes a home for birds.
24 Jan 2002 E18
From Method to Madness
23 min
Stewie attempts a career in show business; Meg dates a nudist.
31 Jan 2002 E19
Stuck Together, Torn Apart
23 min
Peter's jealously forces a trial separation; Stewie and Brian get glued together.
7 Feb 2002 E20
Road to Europe
23 min
Stewie goes to England to take refuge in his favorite television show, while Lois embarrasses Peter at a KISS concert.
14 Feb 2002 E21
Family Guy Viewer Mail #1
23 min
Viewer mail inspires three stories in which Peter loses his bones, the Griffins gain superpowers, and Peter and his friends appear as eight-year-old "Little Rascals."
10 Dec 2004 E22
When You Wish Upon a Weinstein
23 min
The day that Peter buys volcano insurance is the day that Lois becomes fed up with their constant money problems.