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How I Met Your Mother
2005 9 seasons Melodrama · Comedy
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Season 3

20 episodes 2007 7 h 22 min 1080p
How I Met Your Mother — Season 3

About this season

It's Season Three and the search for a soul mate has never been so wildly inappropriate! Thirty-year-old Ted is still looking for Miss Right, but his road to domestic bliss is improbably paved with punk rock girls, tattoos, adult video expos and an epic St. Patrick's Day bender. Meanwhile, as Marshall and Lily adjust to the quirks of married life, the outrageously incorrigible Barney commits a major violation of "The Bro Code." Plus, Season Three features a host of hilarious guest stars, including BRITNEY SPEARS, SARAH CHALKE (TV's Scrubs), ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, MANDY MOORE and supermodel HEIDI KLUM.

Season premiere
September 24, 2007
Episodes in the season
20
Whole season
7 h 22 min
September 24, 2007 Season fully aired May 19, 2008

Episodes

20 episodes · 7 h 22 min

  1. 24 Sep 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 1 — a still from the episode E01

    Wait for It

    21 min

    Robin shows up with a date and this motivates Ted to 'get back out there'. We also learn something major about 'the Mother'.
  2. 1 Oct 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 2 — a still from the episode E02

    We're Not from Here

    21 min

    Ted and Barney pretend to be visitors to New York City to pick up women. Robin is still dating Gael.
  3. 8 Oct 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 3 — a still from the episode E03

    Third Wheel

    23 min

    Ted's new attitude attracts women in the present and one from his past. The rest of the gang pulls together to help him make the most of the situation.
  4. 15 Oct 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 4 — a still from the episode E04

    Little Boys

    23 min

    Barney and Ted compete for a girl. Robin is dating someone new.
  5. 22 Oct 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 5 — a still from the episode E05

    How I Met Everyone Else

    23 min

    Amid sharing stories with her about how members of the gang met each other, Ted's hot new girlfriend has a reaction to the meeting that gets her a high ranking on Barney's crazy scale.
  6. 29 Oct 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 6 — a still from the episode E06

    I'm Not That Guy

    23 min

    Marshall has to contemplate giving up his plan of using his law degree to help the planet when he's courted by a major firm; Lily reveals a secret to Robin that not even Marshall knows; Ted discovers a porn actor is using his name
  7. 5 Nov 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 7 — a still from the episode E07

    Dowisetrepla

    21 min

    Marshall and Lily's plan to buy an apartment is hampered by mistakes and Lily's hidden debt.
  8. 12 Nov 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 8 — a still from the episode E08

    Spoiler Alert

    21 min

    Marshall awaits his bar exam results; Ted introduces his latest girlfriend to the gang, who all see the flaw that Ted has missed
  9. 19 Nov 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 9 — a still from the episode E09

    Slapsgiving

    23 min

    Lily and Marshall have their first Thanksgiving as a married couple; Barney is tortured by the slap bet countdown clock, worrying about when the slap will be dished out.
  10. 26 Nov 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 10 — a still from the episode E10

    The Yips

    23 min

    When Barney loses his way with women, he hopes a trip to the Victoria's Secret Fall Fashion Show will help him regain his form.
  11. 10 Dec 2007 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 11 — a still from the episode E11

    The Platinum Rule

    21 min

    Ted's upcoming date with his doctor leads the gang to give him their own examples of why dating someone you already see regularly is a bad idea.
  12. 17 Mar 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 12 — a still from the episode E12

    No Tomorrow

    21 min

    Ted lives like there's no tomorrow during a St. Patrick's Day celebration with Barney. Lily and Marshall spend the evening at their new apartment with Robin.
  13. 24 Mar 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 13 — a still from the episode E13

    Ten Sessions

    23 min

    Ted pursues a woman named Stella, but only gets attention from her receptionist Abby.
  14. 31 Mar 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 14 — a still from the episode E14

    The Bracket

    21 min

    Barney's efforts to hook up with women are being thwarted by a mysterious woman from his past. Barney and the gang must sift though his many past flings in an attempt to find out who she is.
  15. 14 Apr 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 15 — a still from the episode E15

    The Chain of Screaming

    23 min

    After Marshall witnesses a work buddy get yelled at after handing in a report, he becomes paranoid that the same will happen to him.
  16. 21 Apr 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 16 — a still from the episode E16

    Sandcastles in the Sand

    23 min

    Robin's musical past emerges again as the group learns of someone named Simon from Robin's past. Barney searches for more Robin Sparkles memorabilia.
  17. 28 Apr 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 17 — a still from the episode E17

    The Goat

    23 min

    Barney and Marshall have a discussion about "The Bro Code" because Barney has broken it and wants advice.
  18. 5 May 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 18 — a still from the episode E18

    Rebound Bro

    21 min

    Barney gets a new wingman and Ted meets Stella's daughter.
  19. 12 May 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 19 — a still from the episode E19

    Everything Must Go

    21 min

    When Barney and Abby realize that they have one thing in common - their mutual hatred of Ted - the "couple" decides to go to the bar to flaunt their new relationship in Ted's face.
  20. 19 May 2008 How I Met Your Mother, season 3, episode 20 — a still from the episode E20

    Miracles

    23 min

    Ted is in a car accident that prompts Marshall to talk about miracles. Everyone flashbacks to prior moments in their lives.